Smashed out

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SHMASHED OUT
1.
F. We are living as guests in our own house.
G.  To-day again, I didn’t go to the toilette
F. This man can throw us out, any time. A whole month is gone.
G. Fifth day to-day, it’s not normal.
F. It’s because of his good nature, or I don’t know for what other reason, he is letting us. The house, as well as everything else in it, belongs from now on to him.
G. Not even a mortgage,  were you able to pay off.
M. Our boy’s hair is getting long. May I bring him after school, to shorten it a bit?
F. Is anybody paying attention to me?
S. I don’t want to eat any more.
2.
S. Mom, can I have a piece of chocolate?
M. You have eaten a lot, that’s enough.
M. Good evening…
MAN. I hope, I’m not disturbing you.
M. We have just finished our dinner.
MAN. Hello son. Could you put my flowers in your flower pot .
M. May I offer you anything?
MAN. Thanks,  I’ve already eaten. How are you then?  As you know, I left the house I use to live. And this one belongs to me, from now on… No thanks, I am on a diet.  I haven’t seen also the furniture. I didn’t want it to be taken by anyone else, at the auction. I believe that the furniture belongs to its own place.
F. We haven’t till now found a place to move into…
MAN. Come on, come on, don’t  be embarrassed. You are not the only one. I just have to stay some place myself. You understand isn’t it?
3.
Is it a solution to live in with a stranger?
M. Could we live with your mother for a while?
F. My brother, with his family, is still there.
M. I am afraid we will move into our barber shop.
F. Isn’t any place in your mother’s sister?
M. In a studio?
4.
M. Good morning…
MAN. Good  morning .  There is a great deficiency in your household, isn’t it? And on the other hand there are so many unnecessary things. Don’t be surprised I’m telling you this. You have to care for some supplies, to-day if possible.
M . O.K. if I have enough time…
MAN. Come on, come on, I’m not scolding you. It’s just a piece of advice.
Don’t tell me you are up to use the toaster.
M. To prepare a toast for the kid. For the school.
MAN. I’m afraid I cannot allow such a thing.
M. I beg your pardon?
MAN. I’m reminding you that everything in here belongs to me. The toaster is one of the quite few new things. An unnecessary damage, could be no good. And at least the kid can take it row. That’s better.
S. Mom come on, I have to leave. Give me the toast.
M. O.K. son,  just  a moment.
S. Row?
M. The toaster is out of order.
S. Oh…
MAN. It’s more healthy, son.
5.
Hurry up. You’ll be late and I must apologize again.
G. Be a good boy.
6.
It stack again the blood thing?
MAN. Calm down. I’ve locked it.
G. Now that, at last, I’m ready for the toilette?
MAN. Your sanitary equipment is in a bad condition. It has to be changed. Nothing is going to last any longer.
G . Neither  can I. Give me the key.
MAN. I’m sorry, one more damage will ruin it.
G. Open it, otherwise I’ll shit in your hat.
MAN. Isn’t  a spare small w.c. ? We can’ t use all of us the same toilette.
G. We altered it to a store place and we are not using it anymore.
MAN. O.K. For the time being let’s have an exception.
F. What’s going on?
MAN. It’s nothing, don’t bother. A simple misunderstanding, but it’s solved. Let’s go that side.
7.
F. Have you slept well?
MAN. Well, on the couch , you Know… A little bit uncomfortable, but it is not the issue now. Aren’t you a barber?
F. Yes
MAN. Could you make me a hair cut , a little bit? It’s lengthened and that bothers me.
F. With pleasure, come on to the store. It is a little further downwards.
MAN. I have several errant today and I don’t know if I can make it. Friendly speaking, may I ask you to do I right here?
F. But I haven’t got my scissors.
MAN. Come on, it doesn’t matter. You could do your job with a big scissor. There must be somewhere a big scissor isn’t it?
8. MAN. Now, I put you in trouble.
F. It’s no trouble at all. Nevertheless we are so obliged to you.
MAN. I don’t  want  to see it that way. I really don’t want to.
M. I’m going out for shopping. In case I find lamb do I buy it?
F. Perfect, we haven’t eaten it big time.
MAN. A  lamb?  For supper?  Why don’t we have a soup? It is also softening. A soup is what we need.
9.
S. Mom, I don’t want to eat any more.
MAN. Young man, it’s… Sorry for interfering.  It isn’t   polite.
F. What on earth, have you locked?
M. We’ve changed the lock.
MAN. I am to blame. We hear so many cases in our days. Don’t misunderstand me, but I don’t know who has the keys of the house and who doesn’t.  Oh I’m sorry. I’ve taken your place, haven’t I? Sit down somewhere. Try on,  your wife’s soup is great.
MAN. You have to excuse me again, but I will not give any keys. For more safety.  Man has to be careful with his possessions. I would like to have some more of your soup. Delicious.
10.
MAN .  Sorry, but I’m feeling sleepy.
M. Then we will let you sleep.
G. If you don’t mind , I want to watch  a little more T.V. program. My own is broken and they haven’t changed it yet.
MAN. As  long  as you like. Keep it low, because I am a light sleeper.
F. Hey, where are you going?
MAN. Oh tonight I’ll sleep in the bedroom. Sorry, the couch is not for sleeping. I woke up quite stiff. Good night. The lady can surely come inside. Besides there is not enough place on the sofa, for both of you.
11.
G. That’s crazy. My good man, hold on.
F. I haven’t started yet. Wait and see.
M. This one was mom’s remembrance.
F. That’s why I’ve broken it first of all
G. Look at this, you have awoken even the child.
F. Don’t look at me. Come on, break them. I will leave nothing unbroken for him.
13.
Hey, don’t look around. Give some help.
G. Leave the child alone.
F. I told you help me a little.
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15.
F. Does  your sitting room look  nicer, like that?
MAN. Almost , as much as I have calculated. Take care of it the soonest possible.
F. Hey, where are you going to?
G. Where is he going to now?
M. Is he probably going to bring the police?
G. Why is he left?
M. We will be in trouble with your ideas.
G. Is he coming back?
M. But why have we done all that?
S. Dad, what are we going to do now?
F. We… what will we do… For the time being we stay here.

THE END